Get ready to laugh out loud with these delightfully sarcastic jokes!
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything! And by everything, I mean everything!
Parallel lines have so much in common.
It's a shame they'll never meet. But hey, they're too busy staying parallel!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field! Literally, standing there, not moving.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired! I mean, who wouldn't be tired after all that cycling?
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they are shellfish! And you know, they have pearls to think about.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space! I mean, can you blame him?
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
Because they don't have the guts! Or any muscles. Or tendons. Or, well, you get the idea.
How do you organize a space party?
You "planet"! And make sure to invite the friendly aliens.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing! And let's be honest, it wanted to impress.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I'll meet you at the corner! But don't take too long; we wouldn't want the paint to dry.